Nah, doesn’t seem like a good idea, blondie. Why do you look so familiar?
— Because I’m fucking famous?
Not really. I will admit that I could have easily went more into detail and then you would have really thought I was weird.
I already think you are, no harm on making it more obvious.
Aha! I am from uh, from Italy. Very close to Germany. I have never been to Germany before though. I hear they do a good sausage.
And bread, we have bread. Italy is quite amazing, though; been there a couple times.
I should’ve gone home.
Maybe, but there’s no fun in that.
Being forgetful is probably the shittiest to be.
Sounds like it, yes. You could hire someone who isn’t.
Oh god dammnit. I really need to stop forgetting where I put my stuff.
I’d give you advice but not forgetting where you put it seems good enough to me.
You have some really interesting… thoughts.
….It was a dare.
Go hard or go home?
Someone told me that they wanted to um, be teabagging me to make me be quiet. What is this? Is it uh, to be hitting me with a tea bag? Is this being a British thing?
No idea, man. I am but a simple German who doesn’t understand English slang ninety-five percent of the time.